1. While stretching and making a "rainbow"
Me: Girls, what colors are in your rainbows?
The girls: Blue, green, yellow, redMe: Girls, what colors are in your rainbows?
Me: Well, mine has sparkles
Girl: Well mine has a Unicorn leaping over the rainbow!
Another Girl: Mine is a regular rainbow with a pot of gold at the end
2. While pretending to be fairies:
Girl: Miss Chrissie, I know where fairies come from.
Me: Where?
Girl: A baby's first laugh
3.After my last class:
Girl: Bye Miss Chrissie!
Me: Bye! Have a great summer!
Girl: I love you!
Me: (started to cry)
4. In the beginning of class:
Me: Please say your name and how old you are
Girl: CatRabbit!
5. While getting ready for the Airplane Song:
Me: Girls, what flies in the sky and carries people?
Girl: tomatoes, raspberries, and strawberries
6: While stretching:
Me: Girls, what comes after the rain? (the answer is always a rainbow)
Girl that clings to me like a cat and never smiles: A puddle (then pouts lips)
7: Before class
Me: Hi! Look how big you have gotten!
Mom: Tell Miss Chrissie what you wear now
Boy: UNDERWEAR!
8: Before class
Me: Hi! I am Miss Chrissie
Boy: todayireachedupandtheniputmyhandoutandthesoapcameoutandicouldreachit!!!!!
(I have never seen someone so excited to receive soap)
9: While asking what the kids did this week:
Girl: MY FISH DIED AND WE HAD A FUNERAL AND IT WAS SO SO SAD
Me: ohhh sweetie, I am so sorry
Later I tried to give me condolences to her mom
Mom: What fish? Oh, you mean Pablo? That fish died 3 years ago
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